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Who mushrooms WON’T work for: The inconsistent

Who mushrooms WON’T work for: The inconsistent

Functional mushrooms are everywhere

They're at farmers' markets, coffee shops, clothing, and of course supplements. The shroom boom is here! And there are a lot of questions about what these magical mushrooms can do.

More specifically, what can they do for ME? What will I “feel” when I take them? Will they make me trip? Well, as a health and wellness company focused on human performance and recovery, we can tell you Umbo mushrooms can do a lot. But they won’t make you trip (sorry to some of our customers 🙂).

Our mushrooms can support cognitive function (our products containing Lion's Mane), gut health (products containing Turkey Tail), energy production (products with Cordyceps), and even a general sense of calm (anything with Reishi).

But let’s be real

We see the most ridiculous claims from mushroom companies about helping with women's wrinkles, flabby arms, weight loss, and even one brand suggesting they can replace Adderall. 

We don't want to name names here... And don't get us wrong: We have nothing but optimism and expectation about the impact that functional mushrooms will be able to have on the health of every single American. But this sort of ad is ridiculous. The long, long laundry list of "benefits" suggested by these underhanded companies is false hope. Snake oil, even. Empty promises made, just to try to get some unsuspecting customer in the door. 

Mushrooms are a bit more dynamic than a "magic pill"

These adaptogens can support a wide range of health-related things. ATP production for energy, strengthening the myelin sheath in our neurons, boosting our immune cells in our gut, and supporting healthy sleep. Just to name a few.

With mushrooms, consistency = results

But like anything related to health, consistency over time equals results. We don’t eat vegetables once and upon seeing no immediate results, we don’t completely stop eating them. You don’t go to the gym one time and expect to immediately get six-pack abs. 

And the chances of mushrooms “working” for someone who isn’t eating healthy, getting regular exercise, and generally avoiding good health choices, are slim.

Your mushrooms are missing!

But if you’re looking to really enhance your efforts you’re already putting in, mushroom could absolutely be the missing key to your performance and recovery.

Think of the best athletes in the world and their performance. Now imagine if you gave them an entire food group with compounds proven to be extremely beneficial. Their performance would undoubtedly be better than those who choose not to try the beneficial food group. 

So if you want to unlock your next level, functional mushrooms (try the ones from Umbo!) could be the boost you need for your performance and recovery.

Mushrooms from morning to night

But here’s the thing: to truly unlock the benefits of functional mushrooms, it takes a full-day approach. That’s why we created the Functional Bundle, designed to support you from morning to night.

Start your day with Myco Rise capsules for energy and focus. When you need a midday boost, the energy bars infused with functional mushrooms keep you going. And when it’s time to wind down, Myco Rest capsules help you sleep deeply, so you’re ready to take on the next day.

Grab the bundle here for 15% off. Ending soon!